Shit. This is ridiculous. I’ve been laying here for an hour. I’ve got to fall asleep. I’m exhausted! How the hell is it that I’m not asleep? I’m wide awake! This is bullshit.
“And crazy learner’s permit girl gave me a ride to Babbage’s.”
Aw Christ, and now I’ve got that stuck in my head. Great. I can’t fall asleep and this damn cartoon song is running through my head. Fantastic. I’m fucked. No way I’m going to work tomorrow. But I can’t not go in. But I’m worthless if I don’t get some sleep. Maybe I should take some pills. Maybe I should take some Nyquil. Sarah’s still got some of that Tylenol PM, that shit knocked me the hell out last time. She still has that, right? Did it expire? I don’t think so. But if I get up, it’ll be that much longer before I fall asleep. Continue reading