- Sephus
- Joe Goats
- Calibos
- J Money or J$
- George
- Boots
- Son of Rosco
- Botos
- Goat Ass
- Joey Joe Joseph
- Carson
- Swarthy
- Hawkeye
- Pantsface
- This Guy
- Sheboygan
- Pennsylvania
- Late For Dinner
- Five Foot Nuthin’
- Calendar Guy
- Light Guy
- Paint King
- Ol’ One and Done
- C to the E to the double T to the hidden G to the A
- Gloat Ass
- Joe Cetta! <– Exclamation point!
- Shitfaced
- Hairdo
- Clavicle
- Noarmnotest
- Goatius
- Thurston Munchak
- N38701
- 4th Place or “Distant 4th”
- Lazy Goat Ass
- Fat Boy Station
- Goatli
- Icilius
- Ol’ What’s His Name