The Set of 400: #175 – My Favorite Heat Signature Battle

Today! Because I couldn’t just stand there and watch him shoot those people right in front of me. It was…rage –

Patriot Games (1992)

Directed by Phillip Noyce

Starring Harrison Ford (x3), Sean Bean, Patrick Bergin, Anne Archer, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson (x3), J.E. Freeman (x2), Polly Walker, James Earl Jones (x4), James Fox, Richard Harris, Hugh Fraser, Ted Raimi (x2), Bob Gunton (x3), Jonathan Ryan, Alex Norton

There have been a bunch of Tom Clancy/Jack Ryan adaptations, but only one was released at the center of my film universe – 1992! And so, Patriot Games, the best and my favorite of the Jack Ryan movies I’ve seen (sorry, Sum of All Fears!)! It’s not as baggy as Clear and Present Danger and is more exciting than Sean Connery’s Russian sub commander in The Hunt For Red October. We only went and saw the Chris Pine Shadow Recruit (I think it was called?) thing because we were literally travelling to Moscow the following month, and thought it might be a good travelogue primer. It was not!

It’s a plenty scary work trip for everyone who goes!

Patriot Games sees Harrison Ford’s former CIA man Ryan thwarting an IRA assassination plot, only to draw their attention on himself and his family. It’s vintage Ford – running, punching, growling – but also mixed with a pretty intriguing international terrorist plot, and that greatest of doomed film villains, Sean Bean as Sean Miller, out for vengeance. They also managed to build a continuity bridge back to the Alec Baldwin Ryan by returning James Earl Jones as Admiral Greer. Thank god! This was only two years later, and in the early ’90s it might’ve seemed awful strange otherwise. Nowadays, reboot away, consequences be damned!

And maybe this seems like an odd film for 12-year-old Joe to be watching, but Harrison Ford being such a staple of everyone’s childhood – between Indiana Jones and Han Solo – that if his movies were on TV, I’d check ’em out. I’ve seen Regarding Henry so many times, you guys. Also – I think directly because of Last Crusade – my sister and I insisted my dad take us to see Hunt for Red October in theaters, when I would’ve been ten. So clearly we were on board watching Jack Ryan adventures starring Indiana Jones actors!

This movie could’ve made the list for Connery’s hair alone

Beyond all the Spielberg cast-offs, you’ve also got a pile of Star Wars folks (Vader himself James Earl, Han Solo, Mace Windu), plus Albus Dumbledore (Harris), Ned Stark (Bean), and Rome’s Atia of the Julii (Polly Walker). All-stars! The late, great J.E. Freeman turns up too, mere years after his landmark work as Eddie Dane in Miller’s Crossing. Perhaps Patriot Games is seen as too much of an action movie, after the thinking man’s accent catastrophe that is Hunt for Red October, but it’s odd the subsequent reputations of these movies. I’ve always considered this hands down the better film, and it’s way more fun, but I don’t think I’m in the majority here. Who’ve you got in this argument? Or is the John Krasinski Amazon show so great that your conversation begins and ends there? I’ve never seen it – and I probably won’t get around to it, I’ll be honest. There’s too much TV out there anymore.

The Star Wars gang leads the guild advancement, with James Earl Jones (#339 The Sandlot, #391 The Lion King, #378 Sneakers) moving to the Fours, and Ford (#230 Blade Runner, #201 The Fugitive) and Jackson (#224 The Avengers, #332 Phantom Menace) to the Threes, along with #274 Argo and #357 JFK alum Bob Gunton.

In what I now recognize as a mistake, Gunton’s work in Demolition Man did not find a spot on this list. Boo!

Coming tomorrow! Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, aren’t you?


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3 responses to “The Set of 400: #175 – My Favorite Heat Signature Battle

  1. shortgirlnation

    I don’t remember seeing Red October in the theater, but I absolutely believe we’d have insisted on it. Also “Accent Catastrophe” is a good band name.

    • I’m like 95% sure this is true – I’ve got no proof beyond the continually failing memory though. I remember being at the shore and making dad rent The Russia House (a decidedly non-children’s movie) for the same Connery-centric reason!

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